Thanks, everyone! :) I'm happy to rephrase the text. I included people
in order of their first contribution in the release. I included their
full name and the GitHub username.
I think I got the current template from Google's open-sourcing
process, but I don't care about most of it (GitHub actions already
check that tests pass, for example). Let's instead tell contributors
that they don't need to write anything at all there and that they
should describe the changes in the commit message(s) instead.